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An Ode To All Short People: Because tall people are assholes (no offence)

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Being cursed (blessed?) with a height of 4″11 I can truly understand what short people have to go through. Looking up at a person only to see a nose filled with booger is not exactly a picnic. Another embarrassing problem is having your hand directly at level with people’s balls. And you accidentally hit it, causing an unstoppable flow of swear words. But even though you only grow till you are perfect and foe some people it doesn’t take so long.

 

Little People 

They laugh at me these fellows just because I am small

They laugh at me because I’m a hundred feet tall

I tell them there’s a lot to learn down here on the ground

The world is big but little people turn it around

 

A worm can roll a stone

A bee can can sting a bear

A fly can fly around Versailles cuz flies dont care

A parrow in a hat, can make a happy home

A flea can bit the bottom of the pope in Rome

 

Goliath was a great big bruiser who was as tall as the sky

But David threw right, gave him one in the eye

I never read the bible but I know it is true

It only goes to show what little people can do

 

A worm can roll a stone

A bee can sting a bear

A fly can fly around Versailles cuz flies dont care

A sparrow in a hat can make a happy home

A flea can bit the bottom of the pope in Rome

 

So listen here proffesor with your head in the cloud

It’s often kinda usefull to get lost in a crowd

So keep your universities I dont give a damn

For better or for worse it is the way that I am

 

Be carefull as you go

Cuz little people grow And little people know 

When little people fight

We may lookeasy picking but we got some bite

 

So never kick a dog 

Just because its a pup

You’d better run for cover when the pup grows up

And we’ll fight like twenty armies and we wont give up

 

A worm can roll a stone

A bee can sting a bear

A fly can fly around Versailles cuz flies dont care

A sparrow in a hat can make a happy home

A flee can bite the bottom of the pope in Rome

A flee can bit the bottom of the pope in Rome

 

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