I just saw the newest born baby in the world!!!! It was soo tiny all wrapped in soft white blankets. And it MOVED!! Every time it got excited it rocked it’s mummy wrapped body back and forth. Yeah I know that doesn’t seem too realistic for a day old baby but I swear thats what it did!!
And then they asked me, “Who does it looked like? Me or him?” and me the idiot said, “It looks like a boiled potato.”